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• Shia LaBeouf Finds New Location For 24-hour Art Piece, Delays Homelessness One More Night

• Jennifer Lopez In Stunning New Dress Shows The Ease Of Staying Ageless When You Have A Boatload Of Money

• Winner Of American Idol’s Final Season Excited To Become Piece Of Trivia, Nothing More

• FRIENDS Reunion Cancelled Because Cast Of FRIENDS Never Really Were

• Old Grump With Silly Hat Doesn't Get Mark Wahlberg's Humor

• Richard Simmons Says Housekeeper Is Not Holding Him Hostage, Which Is Exactly What Someone Being Held At Gunpoint Would Say

• Real Doctors Not Fooled by WWE Superstar Sting's Quote-Unquote "Life Threatening Neck Injury"

• SLIDESHOW: 12 Musicians Not Beloved Enough To Receive Outpouring Of Facebook Adoration Following Their Deaths

• SLIDESHOW: 8 Celebrities That Totally Couldn’t Withstand Getting Hit By A Mack Truck At Full Speed

• QUIZ: Are These Two Celebrities Flirting Or Did We Poorly Photoshop Them Together From Separate Press Events?